I thought this was funny.............My stepmom sent this to me.
Getting A Parking Ticket The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went Into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, There was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a Retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His Insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for Having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on The windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in Blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back To him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on The bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had One of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm Retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health